All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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