Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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