Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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