check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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