it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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