Where did you get a picture of my penis
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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