see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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