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I can tuck mytits in my pants
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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