So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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