What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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