it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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