Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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