You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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