He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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