I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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