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There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
The best revenge is premature balding
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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