i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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