Porn is love you can see.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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