So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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