Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Randomize