she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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