hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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