I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize