i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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im holly from the hills drunk
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
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