google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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