I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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