I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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