i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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