STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize