..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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