I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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I want her autograph on my taint
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I am mentally ready for anal.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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