I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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