I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
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new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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