We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
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This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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