I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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