i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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