i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
zippers are such a cool invention
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
My breasts were aching with rage.
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
The dick lei will go down in squad history
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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