I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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