Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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