I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Randomize