I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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