Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Found your dick twin last night
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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