Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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