But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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