no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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