Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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