I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
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Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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