her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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