i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
If I die, sorry about rent.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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