HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
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Those nachos came to me in a dream
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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