He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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